We interrupt this program with a special bulletin
America is now under martial law
All constitutional rights have been suspended
Stay in your homes!
Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agents or attorneys
SHUT UP!
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur
Stay in your homes!
Curfew is at 7 p.m. sharp, after work
Anyone caught outside of gates of their surveillance sectors after curfew WILL BE SHOT
Remain calm, do not panic
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine examples in the morning
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples WILL BE SHOT
Stay in your homes, remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is question
National security is more important than individual will
All sport broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor
SHUT UP! BE HAPPY!
Obey all orders without question
The conformity is now mandatory
BE HAPPY!
At last everything is done for you
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